antiquers:

When I say “I will go down with this ship” I don’t mean “Watta fantastic ship, may all the good children be graced by its perfection”. I mean like I will go down with this ship. I will casually survey the damage when the show ends and I’ll see the characters get their endings and I’ll watch my fellow shippers board onto lifeboats and leave as my ship slowly, gracelessly sinks and I’ll go into the control room and grab the steering wheel. And, I’ll look into the sea and the waves that are the new shows will crash around me and I’ll cry softly. I’ll touch the splintering wood and whisper, we sailed for a good while, didn’t we? Thanks for everything. And, I will. Go down. With. This. Ship.

thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

Did anyone notice this?

thestarkspangledcapsicle:

likeafairyy:

Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list?
Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack…
Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!

FINALLY I FIND OUT WHAT THEY SAID

BEST

CRYING

ask-strider:

dude never fucking ages

metallikato:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

serenakenobi:

sevnilock:


Slytherin - Moran & Moriarty & IreneGryffindor - JohnRavenclaw - SherlockHufflepuff - Lestrade & MollyContinue..


Excuse me whilst I wither away in a corner and throw my tablet out the window…
godheadcomplex:

jarasmod:

godheadcomplex:

uu asks dirk to draw him some “pornography”
uu says that dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
uu believes that pictures of kids hugging and holding hands is “pornography” and is shocked when dirk interprets his request for pornography as a request for naked people doing it
dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
dirk has drawn himself jane jake and roxy hanging out
for his entire life

I DIDN’T EVEN THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO MAKE THE FUNNIEST UPDATE EVER SO FREAKING SAD

sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
broblerones:

edvilla23:

And then, the creator of Scott Pilgrim reads Homestuck too. Hussie responds with a joke, as usual.
I don’t know what to say.

oh my god i had no idea he reads it
chongthenomad:

brainbubblegum:

I swear, Korra isn’t the only thing I draw ghfdsgfdsh

THIS
IS THE BEST THING EVER

thejotaku:

fearcutsdeeperthanswords:

derples:

fwiffo:

foxxypapa:

kingofdumb:

according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are

(drum role please)

a total of 276 different ships 

on the most recent update, uh, there was 276 different HAAs

does he really

wow hussie

in 3012

english teacher: so today we will be reading one of the finest satirical pieces of the 21st century, "my immortal" by tara gilesbie
english teacher: you will be required to annotate each chapter
english teacher: and write me a ten-page essay on how tara's use of non-standard english grammar contributes to the satirical tone of the piece